W.T.

You might be a little dub-tee if:
You run errands barefoot because you forgot your shoes.
(errands... like in and out of stores)

You've become an expert at making homemade
Paper Towel + Duct Tape "Casts" to cover burns...

So your little burn victim can still suck her thumb.

Your cast making skills are equal only to your ability to create
"Mullet Tails" on your 18 month old.

Now alls I need is a trailer and some tin foil for my winders.