I Kissed A Girl

THE only time it's okay to sing the lyrics to this song and mean it....

I Kissed A Girl


And I Liked It


The Taste Of Her Cherry Chapstick (or "Mommy Meep-Mop")


I Kissed A Girl


Just To Try It


Hope My Boyfriend Don't Mind It!


The only other time it's acceptable to sing this song is when you are at a party where everyone is singing karaoke, and this so happens to be the only song you (for some reason) know the lyrics to. Then, and only then, by all means, grab a microphone and a group of girls to sing it with.
Got it?